Author Archives: Phillip Bantz

Don’t shoot Bigfoot (access required)

The Greenville Police Department is warning residents not to pump bullets into any hairy bipedal creatures they might encounter, “as you’ll most likely be wounding a fun-loving and well-intentioned person, sweating in a gorilla costume.” A Bigfoot sighting earlier this ...

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That doesn’t wash (access required)

A man who claimed to own not only Myrtle Beach but also all of Horry County threatened a car wash employee because he got sprayed with cleaning solution while taking his vehicle through the wash — with the window down. ...

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Rebel Rebel (access required)

Charleston lawyer Lee Anne Walters is in hot water over an alleged freakout and hit-and-run that left a Confederate flag-waving South Carolina Secessionist Party member with a busted knee. Walters is accused of crashing a Secessionist demonstration at the Battery ...

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