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Egg-ceptionally eerie (access required)

Outside the suburban dwelling of this Sidebar reporter and his family, the “Easter Bunny” appears almost daily. This rabbit — probably a regular ol’ Eastern cottontail — has been christened the magical king of Easter folklore by my 3- and ...

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Relaxin’ a little (access required)

In the days of old, tattoos were for only sailors and convicts, legend has it. But at some point, the rest of the world began to mozy on down to the local parlors: musicians, skateboarders, computer nerds, soccer moms and ...

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Don’t shoot Bigfoot (access required)

The Greenville Police Department is warning residents not to pump bullets into any hairy bipedal creatures they might encounter, “as you’ll most likely be wounding a fun-loving and well-intentioned person, sweating in a gorilla costume.” A Bigfoot sighting earlier this ...

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